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LifeSamantha WetterholmComment

After Emma bites me AGAIN. 

(My) Mom: Do you know the biting technique? 
Me: For when she bites me?
Mom: Yes, do you know how to get her to stop biting? 
Me: You bite her back? 
Me: No? 
Mom: You push her head into the bite. It's a Special Ed technique.
Demonstrates pushing the back of her head into her own arm. 
Me: Paul, did you know that?
Paul: Yeah. It's the same thing you do when a crocodile bites you. Completely serious
Mom: Yeah, same thing.

Emma badger does not care.