After Emma bites me AGAIN.
(My) Mom: Do you know the biting technique?
Me: For when she bites me?
Mom: Yes, do you know how to get her to stop biting?
Me: You bite her back?
(My) Sister: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mom: You push her head into the bite. It's a Special Ed technique.
Demonstrates pushing the back of her head into her own arm.
Me: Paul, did you know that?
Paul: Yeah. It's the same thing you do when a crocodile bites you. Completely serious.
Mom: Yeah, same thing.
Emma badger does not care.