While changing Henry's diaper.
Paul: Hey momma, Emma put diaper cream on Henry's butt.
Paul: Maybe this can be your job from now on Emma.
After Emma threw a rosary at Henry.
Samantha: Emma, we do NOT throw Jesus.
After a long day when I was tapped out.
Samantha: Eating a bowl of cereal and a glass of rosé.
Paul: HOW can you have milk and wine together.
Samantha: Spoon to mouth. Like this.
Emma: When I grow up, I want to be a mommy.
While reading my Bible in bed one evening.
Emma: runs and grabs her own Bible and sits down next to me
Emma: Dear Jesus, help Jesus. Come to our home. Thank you for our blessings. Don't worry Jesus, I'm right here.
After I sprained my foot and was elevating it in bed.
Emma: Are you okay momma? Don't worry, I'm always here. I'm going to close your door so you can have some quiet time. Tell me if you need anything. Shuts the door.
Something crashes in another room.
Emma yelling from the other room: I'm not doing bad things!
Emma: I didn't hit him. Or head butt him. Or kick him.
Getting ready for a Labor Day BBQ.
Emma: I want to wear a dress to the party.
Samantha: I want to wear one too. Should daddy wear one? What about Henry?
Emma: No momma. Henry doesn't have any dresses, he's too small. And daddy is too tall!
Emma: Just me, because I'm a big girl.
Emma noticing that our bed was not made.
Emma: Oh my goodness daddy! You didn't make your bed!
While leaving the shopping center parking lot.
Emma: BYE AFRICA!